Have you been Subversively Reformed?

My friend Travis Keller recently made a post titled "Are you contemplative?" on his blog, Subversive Reformation. Semi-inspired by that post, I decided to write this one. It is in jest.

• Did you recently purchase thick rimmed glasses, regardless of whether or not your vision required them?
• Do you find yourself shopping exclusively at Express or its regional equivalent?
• Have you recently found yourself as part of a photo shoot in a graveyard?
• Do you have a young daughter whom you believe to be a profound theologian?
• Have you given a talk within the last 18 months regarding the color of specific fruits?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you may have been subversively reformed. You have two options:
1. Embrace it. If you're male, you may soon find yourself as an Oakwood RA, SLA, or SGA member.
2. Fight it. It may be emergent, and we all know that is bad. Call a dr. Preferrably a Reverend Doctor of the Old-school persuasion. He may be able to exorcise the emergent/post-modernism out of you.